Goober doesn’t want to close his mouth.
this makes me feel alive
Canadian photographer Andrew B. Myers gets it
he just sums up his life in 2 sentences
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
I didn’t make a bad Iron Man — even if I did drink on the job
So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ
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